When there is an emergency, we can dial 911 to receive assistance. Dogs obviously lack a service such a Dog 911 and must instead rely on their owners in case of emergency. Twitter user Reverend Scott tried to envision a future in which there was a Dog 911 and what questions dogs would put to it in an emergency. The numerous scenarios are amusing, as is obvious. Here are some of our favorites; to view more, visit Reverend Scott’s Twitter.
#2 Why is he trying to take it out of my mouth?
#3 Would your dog do it too?
#4 I want chocolate
#5 Peamub bubber energy
#6 Barking does not work always
#7 Still on it
#8 Why won’t he drop it?
#9 Such a crime
#10 Hilarious
#11 Could you relate?
#12 I don’t like the human talking
#13 Loves to mark territories
#14 Furry things
#15 Sucky nose
#16 OMG
#17 Hate walks
#18 Loved those stinky clothes
#19 Doggypaddle
#20 Poor cat
#21 What if?
#22 Dog tax
